💯 Miscellaneous Benefits from Yemen

BENEFIT 82: How do you come out of this one? This dilemma relates to brothers: In the hadeeth of Abu Qatadah radhiyallahu anhu, reported by Bukhari and Muslim, the Prophet صلى الله عليه وسلم said: "Nobody should touch his penis with his right hand while urinating," He صلى الله عليه وسلم also said (in the same hadeeth): "nobody should clean himself (from defecation or urine) using his right hand." The dilemma: Sometimes when there's no water you are left with no other choice but to clean your genitals using stones, or more realistically, using tissue. But this process is virtually impossible unless one uses both hands. So how does a man clean his genitals while staying clear of the above prohibitions? ... I'll give you until tomorrow (inshaAllah) to figure out a suitable solution