The Hostage Theatre

Israel: “We are very sorry about the hostage situation. We are exerting all our efforts to find them. We’ve only completely flattened Gaza, have drones flying overhead 24/7, can pinpoint and kill Hamas operatives inside Gaza and outside, and even assassinated the very secretive Hassan Nasrallah in his underground bunker hundreds of miles away in Lebanon. However, we are still searching for the hostages just a few blocks away. We will continue the year-and-a-half-long search, but we would never use that as an excuse to continue leveling Gaza block by block.” Hamas: “This is a testament to the strength, and brilliance of the resistance. This proves that the resistance is victorious. We will continue our efforts to protect the lives of the valuable Jew hostages by hiding them in secret places, instead of the children who are getting massacred and obliterated. The resistance thanks Iran for these great achievements.” Hamas suppoters: “You see how amazing and strong the resistance is! Israel has completely leveled Gaza, killed tens of thousands of innocent people, but still can’t even find the hostages! The resistance is the pride of the ummah!” ➡️Forwarded